Greetings from my little corner of Crazy Town!! Seriously, man, things around here have been absolutely bananas lately! I think I’ve already adequately discussed how May is the new December, so I won’t yank your chain any more about all that. But there are a […]
I’m sitting here in my quiet kitchen. Nobody else is home. There’s no arguing, no begging for food, no ridiculous tween Disney show on the TV. I’m writing and no one is bugging me. And you know what? I’d better enjoy it now, because it’s […]
I’m not sure whose kids stayed at my house this weekend, but I’d respectfully request that they move in permanently. Wait. What? What’s that you say? You mean these were actually my own children? These amazing humans who were self-reliant, pleasant, helpful, sweet, and hilarious…were […]
January 2018 was the Month of Teeth and I AM OVER IT. Oh, my sweet heavens, people. I am not even kidding. This month, between my kids and myself, we have visited the dentist and/or orthodontist…wait for it…NINE TIMES. NINE!! That’s basically one trip to […]
You would think that taking two parents, four kids, five suitcases, and a booster seat all the way to Texas for vacation would have been enough, right? But imagine, if you will, that you also brought along a whole lot more…creatures…than you bargained for.